Gondola Politics

Posted on June 30, 2009. Filed under: Energy |


VeniceOkay, so you’re laughing, but my plan is just as sensible as that of the Democrats. I propose we consider re-directing rivers, bayous, creeks, lakes and even the Gulfs into the streets. Then we all travel in man-powered gondolas, which use no fuel and don’t pollute at all. See? Perfect solution. You can even gondola-pool, as these crafts can seat many people. In Venice, water taxis and water buses are common. This plan has the added benefit of solving the problem of stalled cars and stranded commuters during inclement weather. Flooded roads will no longer pose a problem, but will in fact, be a blessing. And instead of motor noise, we will only hear singing!

Imagine how much better it will be when all the “happy” employees arrive at work!

There is no more time to do nothing.

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