Annie Get Your Gun! – April 17, 2008
Everyone remembers that Hillary was pro-gun control and anti-Second Amendment until BaRock made his disparaging remarks about small-town America. Now that she’s had a shot of whiskey and a beer, she’s had a flashback to the days of her youth when dear old dad took her out back and taught her how to shoot. I’m thinking that if Bill knew that, he wouldn’t have done what he did.
Does getting tipsy make one a pro-gun church-goer? Because that is exactly what happened to Hillary. She’s forgotten what she used to say about gun ownership. If she’s not clear-headed right now, but speaking under the influence, then maybe someone should take her gun away and hide it. Bill should seriously think about it.
Try to imagine Belle Starr or Calamity Jane as President of the United States of America.